It's time we let you in on a secret.
After so many
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For years, we've been dishing up a little something on the side for some of our clients. We didn't really mean to keep it from the rest of you. It's just that we are one of those companies with a tendency to take that whole "extra mile" thing a little too far sometimes. The thinking was, if we were to openly list all of the extra services we have provided over the years, pretty soon all of our clients would be calling us to walk their dogs and pick up their dry cleaning.
Which, don't get us wrong, we were happy to do. It's just that we do have day jobs. We're really good at solving your payroll tax problems and that has to come first. Still, if you really don't have anyone else to water your plants while you are out of town...
Burn After Reading
We can't help ourselves. We love helping our clients do more, be more, and have more of what they want. And yes, we recognize that's the kind of slippery slope thinking that leads to things like french-fried bacon or milkshakes made entirely of that breakfast cereal your mom refused to buy when you were a kid.
On the other hand, our secret menu does not lead to weight gain or send your cholesterol spiking.
It's all about helping grow your business, not your waistline.
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Are you ready to take your business to the next level? We may be able to REDACTED. But we hope you'll understand when we ask you to keep it to yourself. If everyone knew that we had helped some of our clients quire-acnay ew-nay usiness-bay, pretty soon we'd be doing nothing else.
Likewise, we can't just trumpet the fact that if you're ready to rhymes with bell your business, we are rhymes with bell-positioned to help you make it happen. We've got our clients covered across the entire life cycle of the payroll business. We wish we could say more, but as they say in the burger business, would you like fries with that? By which we mean REDACTED.
Solving Problems is our Secret Power
At PTM, we leave no business need behind. If you are struggling to operate at full capacity, need management services or are simply craving something made entirely of bacon, we're your team. Our super-secret and delicious offerings can help you manage things like rhymes with “bisque," “blenders,” and “mops.”
It's burrito-wrapped-in-a-taco-rolled-into-a-quesadilla crazy how much we can do for our clients. From payroll providers, PEOs, and ASOs to staffing agencies and large corporate clients, we love solving our clients' problems. Call us or click on the link below to learn more about a menu of business services that may be
deep-fried cheese-covered rolled in sprinkles bacon-flavored exactly what you need.